Quantcast
Channel: Hindi SMS / Text Messages | Love SMS | Friendship SMS | Hindi SMS Messages | Funny Messages in 140 Words and 160 Characters » Pathan Jokes
Viewing all 133 articles
Browse latest View live

Teacher Question n Answers

$
0
0

Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye
1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher:
Aap Ne Kya Sekha?

Pathan:
Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,

Incoming search terms:

  • funny smoking hindi sms

Teacher Pathan Jokes

$
0
0

Teacher:
2 Mai Se 2 Minus Kr Do To Kya Bcha?

Pathan:
Hum Ko Swal Smjh Nae Aya

Teacher:
Tmare Pas 2 Rotian Thi
Tm Ne Un Ko Kha Lia Ab Kya Bcha?

Pathan:
Salan.

Incoming search terms:

  • bangali adult sms in 100 words
  • bengali love sms in 120 words
  • Pathan teacher lund chud sms

Geo Pathan Urdu SMS

$
0
0

Pathan Office Se Ghar A Raha Tha,
Rasty Me 1
Larke Ne Usy Batya K
Tumhari Biwi Kisi Ki Shadi Me Nach Rahi Ha,
Pathan Ghar Gaya Or Darwaze Pe Danda Le Kar Khara Ho Gaya.
8 Bajy,10 Baje,Or Phir 11 Se 12 Baje.
Biwi Nahi Aayi.
1 Bajay Pathan Ko Yaad Aaya K
Humara To Shaadi Hi Nahi Hua. . .:-)
GEO Pathan!

Incoming search terms:

  • adult pathan ne larke ko choda
  • tricky iq questions with answers in urdu
  • bibi ko pathano ne choda
  • molvi ki biwi ko choda hindi stories
  • pathan ne choda
  • danda sms hindi
  • biwi ko pathan se chudwaya hindi kahani
  • biwi ko chudwaya hindi
  • pathhan se bibi ko chowaya
  • pathan ne ki meri chudai
  • Pathan ki biwiki chudai
  • Pathan ko choda
  • pathan nay choda urdu stories
  • pathan ne biwi ko choda ki real kahani
  • shadi me biwi ko chudwaya
  • Pthan ne choda
  • pathan ne meri bibi ko chodha
  • Pathan ne meri biwi ko chuda
  • PNADIT KE BIBI ko chod
  • phatan say biwi ko chudwaya

1 Pathan Apne Kutty K Sath

$
0
0

1 Pathan Apne Kutty K Sath Film SHOLAY Dekhne Gaya
HERO Ne Kaha BASANTI In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Nachna
Pathan Khara Ho Kar Bola:
Kutty Ka Ticket Lia Hai
Tera Baap Bhi Nache Ga.

Incoming search terms:

  • kutty k sath chudai
  • antarvasna bhai ka pas
  • kutyy k sathh chudae
  • kutty ny choda
  • kutty ka sms
  • kutty k sath chodai
  • KUTTI K SATH CHUDAE
  • Hindi Sholay jokes in 160 words
  • bhai behan ki antarvasna photo dikhao
  • antarvasna harami bhai
  • antarvasna gandu baap
  • Sholay sms hindi

Pathan Ka Naswar Per Yaqeen

$
0
0

In Ulfat Ki Raaho’n Mein
Mujhy Dhoa Na Dena Ae DOST
Mera Yaqeen Tujh Pe
Aisa Hy Jese PATHAN
Ka NASWAR Per … =P =D

Incoming search terms:

  • ANTRBASNAHINDI
  • naswar shayari
  • joke on mc period
  • hindi funny jokes sms 140 character limit full bezzati
  • harami dost shayari
  • chut land dhoa
  • boorlundadult
  • boor lund adult sms
  • bezzati jokes hindi\
  • quran ki bezzati

Pathan 140 Words Urdu Msgs

$
0
0

Ek Pathaan Tableeghi Jamaat K Sath Gaya.
Wapis Aya To Apni BV Ko Marna Shuru Kr Dia.
Logon Ne Pocha Tm Apni BV Ko Q Maar Rahy Ho.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Daarhi Nhe Rakhti.
Logo Ne Pathaan Ko Samjhaya K
Aurton Ki Daarhi Nh Hoti.
Pathan Bola:
Muje Maloom Hy ,
Lakin Ye IRADA To Kray….

Incoming search terms:

  • bhai bhin ke chudi khani urdu
  • Jazbaat jamiat sms shayire
  • larka larke romentic chodae
  • pakistanigande larke

Pathan 140 Words Txt

$
0
0

Pathan:
O, Hum Is Kamre Me Nhi Rhe Ga
Hmko Pagal Samjha Hai Kia?
Paisa Itna Dia Or Kamra Itna Chota Sa.
Waiter:
O, Aakhrot Andar To Chal Ye Lift Hy

Incoming search terms:

  • Sms sayiri

Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan

$
0
0

Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan He Aaye Hoye They
Khana Start Hua Tu
Eik Pathan Ne Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha
Shayd Yeh Bhi Koi Khanay Ki Cheez Hai?
Jesay He Wo Khanay Laga
Us K Sub Dost Ek Aawaz Mein Chillane Lage
“Oye Yeh Mat Khana”
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
” Bilkul Pheeka Hai”,.

Incoming search terms:

  • bhai ny choda sotey hovy choda
  • jokes on pheeka
  • joshili secy girl

Pathan Ki Flight Me Tabiyat Kharab

$
0
0

Pathan Ki Flight Me Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai
To Air Hostess Ne Pocha
R U Sick Suffering From Fever
Pathan :
No I’m Muslim Suffering From Peshawar.

Incoming search terms:

  • Airhostess ko choda
  • paggal bikari se chudai
  • chudai pagal bhikari se
  • Airhostes ki antarvasna
  • forign air hostes ki chudai
  • flight me airhostess ki chudai
  • aiyr hostas ki cudai with photo
  • aiyr hostas ki chudai with photo
  • Airplane may gand chudai
  • Airoplen me choda airhostage ko
  • airoplane me choda
  • Airoplane me Air hostace ki chudai stori
  • www airhostess ki chudai
  • Gand kí chudayi
  • MAA KI CHUDAI KI AIROPLANEME
  • PLANEMECHODA
  • Plane m air hostress chodi
  • Peshawar me chudai
  • Pathanin ladki ki photo
  • Pathan ki chudai

Pathan Jokes in Urdu

$
0
0

Ek Raat 2 Baje Bht Tez Baarish Mai
1 Pathan Ne Ek Ghar Ka Darwaza Knock Kia
Aur Poocha:
“Dhakka Laga Doge Kya? Please.”
Aadmi Neend Mei Tha
Isiliye Mana Kar K Andar Aa Gaya,
Par Usse Guilty Feel Hua.
Socha Baarish Mei Koi Meri Madad Na Karta Toh!
Toh Woh Utha Aur Bahar Jakar Bola
“Kya Tumhe Abhi Bhi Dhakke Ki Zarurat Hai?”
Aawaz Ayi:
HAAN
Aadmi:
Thik Hai Bhai, Tum Ho Kahan?
Pathan Bola:
KHOCHA YAHAN GARDEN MAIN DEKHO…
JHOOLAY PAR
JHOOLA DAALO Ray…..

Incoming search terms:

  • pathan jokes in hindi 140 words
  • angrez ki chudai ki kahani
  • antervasna khani periods ma choda
  • Dadi ama ko choda urdu kahani
  • dardnak rape kahani hindi
  • neend mai chudai dadi ki
  • pathan funny sms lun aur pudhi
  • pathan se chudai urdu story

SMS Jokes Pathan Sardar

$
0
0

Pathan 2 Sardar:
5 Janvaron K Naam Batao Jo Pani My Rehty Hen
Sardar:
Fish
Pathan: Theek Hy
Or Batao
Sardar:
Fish Ki Ammi,Abu,Bhai Or Behn
Pathan: Shabash…

Incoming search terms:

  • gandu harami madarchod sms
  • www jokes of pathan com

Geo Pathan

$
0
0

Teacher:
Batao Zamin Or Chand Ka Apas Me Kya Rishta He
Pathan:
Bhai Behn Ka
Techer:
Wo Ksy?
Pathan:
Q K Log Chand Ko Mamu
Or Zmeen Ko Maa Khty Hen.
“Geo Pathan”

Pathan Doctor Jokes

$
0
0

Mareez :
Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To
Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi
Pathan Doctor:
0oo Ho..
Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya
Ye To Hamara Signature He :-)

Incoming search terms:

  • nice sms signature in hindi
  • cool lag rahi ho sm

Pathan Ruk Kr Bola

$
0
0

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kr
Kachra Nikal Rha Tha!
1 Pathan Ruk Kr Bola….?
.
.
.
O’ Yara…
6 NAAN Hamara Bhi Laga Do!!

Maa Ki Dead Body

$
0
0

America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji
Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi,
Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper
2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye,
Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,
Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye,
Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn
Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or
Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.

Incoming search terms:

  • Maa ki antarvasna
  • www antrwsna
  • m antrwsna com
  • m antrvasna com
  • maa ki jarurat chudai
  • abba ki chudai
  • Dead body ki chudai
  • Maa ki chudai Antarvasna
  • mom ki antarvasna
  • antarvasna ki kahaniya in hindi
  • Wwwgandikhani com
  • antarvasnan ki kahani in hindi
  • Antrvasna in hindi
  • antarvasna m
  • antarvasna maa bete
  • Mammy ki cudai
  • maa ki chudai story in hindi font
  • Maa antarvasna com
  • hindi antarvasna
  • desimurgastorie

Kuttay K Bachay Pipe Se Pair Hata

$
0
0

1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha.
1 Pathan Us Ko Dekhne Gaya
Cheeni Ne Kaha,

“CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA”

Or Mar Gaya.

Pathan Ne Socha K Koi
Raz Bataya Hai Wo In Lafzon Ka Matlab
Maloom Krne K Liye China Gaya.

In Lafzo Ka Matlab Ye Tha,
“Kuttay K Bachay
Oxygen K Pipe Se Pair Hata“

Incoming search terms:

  • love sms in chineses

Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae

$
0
0

Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae.
Nurse:
Is Mein 7 Tanky Lage Ge
Pathan:
Kitna Paisa Ly Ga
Nurse:
Rs. 3000
Pathan:
Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hay Karhai Nahi Karwani.

Incoming search terms:

  • baji aur pathan
  • hindi funny sms for paisa
  • kamzor land ki tasveren
  • paise hindi sms
  • shayari hindi sms sad paisa 120 hindi

Saaray Pathan Chowkidar Nhi Hotay

$
0
0

Aik Dr.Pathan K Ghar
Raat 2 Bajay Phone Aya Kisi Ny Poocha.
Aap So Tau Nhi Rahy Thy?

Dr.Pathan Gussy Sy Bola:
Pagal K Bachay Saaray Pathan Chowkidar Nhi Hotay.

Incoming search terms:

  • chokidar se chudai
  • Chokidaar hindi jokes
  • rat k chokidar
  • Maa ki chudai chokidar ne
  • latest sms jokes on chowkidar
  • husband ny apni wife chudwai urdu khani
  • Hindi chutkule for chokidaar
  • Chowkidar se chudai
  • chowkidar pe joke
  • chowkidar ki kahani
  • chokidar ne ki mast chudai
  • vulgar desi hindi balatkar ki kahaniya

Back Ground Music

$
0
0

1 Pathan Ka English Ki Class Mai Pad Nikal Gia,

Teacher:
Wats This ?

Pathan :
This Is Back Ground Music .

Incoming search terms:

  • fuck pathan sms
  • Ladki ka pad nikal gia

Pathan Urdu Jokes

$
0
0

1 Pathan Ki Cycle Chori Hogai
“Us Ne Alaan Kia”
Jis Ne Meri Cycle Churai He Wo Sham Tak Wapas Kr De.
Warna Me Wohi Kronga
Jo Mere Abo Jan Ne Kia Tha”.
Sham Se Pehle Us Admi Ne Cycle Wapas Krdi,
Or Pocha
“Ap K Walid Sahab Ne Kia Kia Tha ?
Pathan Ne Jawab Dya!
“Unho Ne Dosri Cycle Khareed Li Thi”..

Incoming search terms:

  • ladki ko chodne ka tarika forward on sms
  • Dehati ladki ko patane ka tarika
  • nindi jail mein raps kia storis
  • pahtan dehati larki ki hot kahni
  • pathan ny rape kia
  • pthano ke urdu latify
Viewing all 133 articles
Browse latest View live