Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye
1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya
Teacher:
Aap Ne Kya Sekha?
Pathan:
Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,
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Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye
1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya
Teacher:
Aap Ne Kya Sekha?
Pathan:
Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,
Teacher:
2 Mai Se 2 Minus Kr Do To Kya Bcha?
Pathan:
Hum Ko Swal Smjh Nae Aya
Teacher:
Tmare Pas 2 Rotian Thi
Tm Ne Un Ko Kha Lia Ab Kya Bcha?
Pathan:
Salan.
Pathan Office Se Ghar A Raha Tha,
Rasty Me 1
Larke Ne Usy Batya K
Tumhari Biwi Kisi Ki Shadi Me Nach Rahi Ha,
Pathan Ghar Gaya Or Darwaze Pe Danda Le Kar Khara Ho Gaya.
8 Bajy,10 Baje,Or Phir 11 Se 12 Baje.
Biwi Nahi Aayi.
1 Bajay Pathan Ko Yaad Aaya K
Humara To Shaadi Hi Nahi Hua. . .:-)
GEO Pathan!
1 Pathan Apne Kutty K Sath Film SHOLAY Dekhne Gaya
HERO Ne Kaha BASANTI In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Nachna
Pathan Khara Ho Kar Bola:
Kutty Ka Ticket Lia Hai
Tera Baap Bhi Nache Ga.
In Ulfat Ki Raaho’n Mein
Mujhy Dhoa Na Dena Ae DOST
Mera Yaqeen Tujh Pe
Aisa Hy Jese PATHAN
Ka NASWAR Per … =P =D
Ek Pathaan Tableeghi Jamaat K Sath Gaya.
Wapis Aya To Apni BV Ko Marna Shuru Kr Dia.
Logon Ne Pocha Tm Apni BV Ko Q Maar Rahy Ho.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Daarhi Nhe Rakhti.
Logo Ne Pathaan Ko Samjhaya K
Aurton Ki Daarhi Nh Hoti.
Pathan Bola:
Muje Maloom Hy ,
Lakin Ye IRADA To Kray….
Pathan:
O, Hum Is Kamre Me Nhi Rhe Ga
Hmko Pagal Samjha Hai Kia?
Paisa Itna Dia Or Kamra Itna Chota Sa.
Waiter:
O, Aakhrot Andar To Chal Ye Lift Hy
Pathan Ki Shadi Pe Sub Pathan He Aaye Hoye They
Khana Start Hua Tu
Eik Pathan Ne Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha
Shayd Yeh Bhi Koi Khanay Ki Cheez Hai?
Jesay He Wo Khanay Laga
Us K Sub Dost Ek Aawaz Mein Chillane Lage
“Oye Yeh Mat Khanaâ€
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†Bilkul Pheeka Haiâ€,.
Pathan Ki Flight Me Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai
To Air Hostess Ne Pocha
R U Sick Suffering From Fever
Pathan :
No I’m Muslim Suffering From Peshawar.
Ek Raat 2 Baje Bht Tez Baarish Mai
1 Pathan Ne Ek Ghar Ka Darwaza Knock Kia
Aur Poocha:
“Dhakka Laga Doge Kya? Please.â€
Aadmi Neend Mei Tha
Isiliye Mana Kar K Andar Aa Gaya,
Par Usse Guilty Feel Hua.
Socha Baarish Mei Koi Meri Madad Na Karta Toh!
Toh Woh Utha Aur Bahar Jakar Bola
“Kya Tumhe Abhi Bhi Dhakke Ki Zarurat Hai?â€
Aawaz Ayi:
HAAN
Aadmi:
Thik Hai Bhai, Tum Ho Kahan?
Pathan Bola:
KHOCHA YAHAN GARDEN MAIN DEKHO…
JHOOLAY PAR
JHOOLA DAALO Ray…..
Pathan 2 Sardar:
5 Janvaron K Naam Batao Jo Pani My Rehty Hen
Sardar:
Fish
Pathan: Theek Hy
Or Batao
Sardar:
Fish Ki Ammi,Abu,Bhai Or Behn
Pathan: Shabash…
Teacher:
Batao Zamin Or Chand Ka Apas Me Kya Rishta He
Pathan:
Bhai Behn Ka
Techer:
Wo Ksy?
Pathan:
Q K Log Chand Ko Mamu
Or Zmeen Ko Maa Khty Hen.
“Geo Pathanâ€
Mareez :
Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To
Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi
Pathan Doctor:
0oo Ho..
Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya
Ye To Hamara Signature He
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kr
Kachra Nikal Rha Tha!
1 Pathan Ruk Kr Bola….?
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O’ Yara…
6 NAAN Hamara Bhi Laga Do!!
America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji
Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi,
Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper
2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye,
Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,
Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye,
Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn
Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or
Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.
1 Cheeni Hospital Me Tha.
1 Pathan Us Ko Dekhne Gaya
Cheeni Ne Kaha,
“CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHAâ€
Or Mar Gaya.
Pathan Ne Socha K Koi
Raz Bataya Hai Wo In Lafzon Ka Matlab
Maloom Krne K Liye China Gaya.
In Lafzo Ka Matlab Ye Tha,
“Kuttay K Bachay
Oxygen K Pipe Se Pair Hata“
Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae.
Nurse:
Is Mein 7 Tanky Lage Ge
Pathan:
Kitna Paisa Ly Ga
Nurse:
Rs. 3000
Pathan:
Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hay Karhai Nahi Karwani.
Aik Dr.Pathan K Ghar
Raat 2 Bajay Phone Aya Kisi Ny Poocha.
Aap So Tau Nhi Rahy Thy?
Dr.Pathan Gussy Sy Bola:
Pagal K Bachay Saaray Pathan Chowkidar Nhi Hotay.
1 Pathan Ka English Ki Class Mai Pad Nikal Gia,
Teacher:
Wats This ?
Pathan :
This Is Back Ground Music .
1 Pathan Ki Cycle Chori Hogai
“Us Ne Alaan Kiaâ€
Jis Ne Meri Cycle Churai He Wo Sham Tak Wapas Kr De.
Warna Me Wohi Kronga
Jo Mere Abo Jan Ne Kia Thaâ€.
Sham Se Pehle Us Admi Ne Cycle Wapas Krdi,
Or Pocha
“Ap K Walid Sahab Ne Kia Kia Tha ?
Pathan Ne Jawab Dya!
“Unho Ne Dosri Cycle Khareed Li Thiâ€..