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Sardar Jokes Pathan Jokes

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Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He

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Funny Jokes SMS Pathan

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Pathan Ghussey Me Bola
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

Pathan Ki Apny Bap Se Larai

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1 Pathan Ki Apny Bap Se Larai Ho Gai,
Pathan Ne Gusy Me Apny Bap Ki
Tasveer Uthai Aur Kabrstan Me Latka Di,
Aur
Neechy Likh Dia
?
“Coming Soon”.

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Funny Jokes SMS

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1 Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui

Sardar :
Tum Iska Sadka Utar Lo
To Phir
.
.
Phir Kya Hona Tha,
PATHAN Ne Murghi K Lye 1 “Bakra”
Sadqa Kar Diya.

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Larki Excuse Me Khan Sahib

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1 Pathan Bhari Bus Mai Ek
Lrki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha….

Larki:
Excuse Me Khan Sahib
Aap Acha Nahi Kr Rahy…

Pathan:
Itne Rush Mai Is
Se Acha Nahi Ho Skta.

Ek Pathan Dost Sy

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Ek Pathan Dost Sy
Yara Pehly
30 Saal Tk Humara Koi Olad
Ni Hua.,

Dost:
To Phir Tum Ny Kya Kiya.?

Pathan Phir Yara Hum Ny
Shadi Kiya To Aulad Hua.,

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Pathan Naughty Jokes

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Pathan.
Agr Mere Hath Me Hukumat Ho
To Me Mulk Ki Tqdeer Badal Don.
Wife:
Tum Pehle Apni Shalwar To Badal Lo,
Subha Se Amaaameri Pehn K Ghom Rahe Ho;-)

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Funny Pathan SMS

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Pathan U.K Gaya
Airport Officer Ne Naam Pocha

Pathan:
Umar Daraz Khan

Officer:
English Mei Bolo

Pathan Kuch Dair Sochny K Baad:
Long Life Khan

Peche Sardar Khara Tha
Wo Bola:
I M Beautiful Red Underwear

Officer:
What?

Sardar:
Mera Naam Hai
Sundar Laal Chadda

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Pathan K Rishta

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Pathan:
Yr Mere Lye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bta
Friend :
Yr Ek Larki Ha B.Com Ki
Pathan :
Yr Qom Koi Bhi Ho Bs Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye :-)

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TV Reporter To Pathan

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T.V Reporter To Pathan
Apko Konsi Actress Pasnd Hai?

Pathan:
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Priyanka
Amisha

Reporter:
Sabse Ziada?

Pathan:
Shahid Kapoor

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Agar PATHAN Bewaqoof Hote Hein To

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Pathan Hai To Pakistan Hai

Dear Friends!
Agar PATHAN Bewaqo0f Hote Hen To:

1 Bewaqo0f
Pakistan Ka Phla Prime Minister
“LIAQAT ALI KHAN” Na Hota.

1 Bewqo0f
Cricket World Cup Jetne Wali Team Ka Captain
“IMRAN KHAN” Or “YOUNAS KHAN” Na Hota.

1 Bewaqo0f
Pakistan Ko Atomic Power Nhi Bna Skta
“DR.ABDUL QADEER KHAN”

Aik Bewaqo0f
37 Balls Par 100runs Ka World Record Nhi Bana Skta
“SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI”

1 Bewaqo0f
Kbi Nishan-E-Haider Nhi Pa Skta
“KARNAL SHER KHAN”

1 Beqoof
Squash Ka World Champion Nhi Ban Skta
“JAHANGIR KHAN & JANSHER KHAN”

Respect Our PATHAN Brothers.
(Pathan Hai To Pakistan Hai)

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Dost Pathan Se

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Dost Pathan Se:
Tum To Aaj Doctor Ke
Pas Janay Walay Thay,
Kyon Nahin Gay?

Pathan:
Yara Ham Kal Jaey Ga,
Aaj Hamara Tabiat Kharab Hai.

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Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya

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Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya,

Clerk:
NIC Do,

Pathan Ne Biwi Ka NIC Dia.

Clerk:
Biwi Ka Nahi Apna Do.

Pathan:
Kal To Hmko Bola Tha K..
“NADRA” Ka Ly Kr Aao…

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Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya

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Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola
Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?

Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He,
Kahin B So Jao
Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

Pathan Ne Oxford Univrsty Mein Top Kia

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Pathan Ne Oxford Univrsty Mein Top Kia
Media:
Agay Kya Karna Chahtay Ho?

Pathan:
“Bachpan Se 1 Hi Khuwab Hai
K Ham Apna Lunday Ki Dukaan Kholay Ga”

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Daryaaft Or Ejaad Me Kya Farq

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Teacher:
Batao Daryaaft Or Ejaad Me Kya Farq Hai ?

Pathan:
Mere Baap Ne Meri Maa Ko Daryaft Kya
Or Phir.
Dono Ne Mil Kar Mujhe Ejaad Kia.

Pathan Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai

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PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai
POLICE:
Bus Kesy Giri?

PATHAN:
Muje Ni Pta!

POLICE :
Q?

PATHAN :
Wo Aj Helper Ni Aya
To Me Pechy Kraya Lene Gya Hua Tha.. ;->

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Admi Rikshay Wale Se

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Admi Rikshay Wale Se:
Khan Sahab Saddar Jaega?

Khan:
Hamara Khayal Hy Nahi Jaega.

Admi:
Aray Bhai Saddar Jaega?

Khan:
Shayad 2013 Tak Jaega.

Admi:
Abey Me Bolra Hu Regal Chowk,
Saddar Jaega?

Khan:
Ye To Saddar Ka Marzi Hy
K Regal Chowk Jae Ya Banaras Chowk
Ham Se Poch K Thori Jaega!

Admi:
Aby Ghady Tou Regal Chowk Sawari Le K Jaega??

Khan:
To Ye Kaho Na,
Hum Samja Tum Us
Khabees Ka Baat Kar Raha Hy… =P ;->

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Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi Hogai Thi

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Pathan:
Meri Khwab Me Kal Ksi Se Larayi Hogai Thi
Aaj Me Nahi Soun Ga
Friend:
Larayi Kal Hoyi
To Aaj Q Nahi Soye Ga?
Pathan:
Aaj Wo Banday Lekar Aaye Ga.

Court Me Faisla Howa

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Court Me Faisla Howa
90% Pathan Bewakof Hote Hn
Is Pr Pathano Ne Kafi Shor Machaya
Phr Samjhaya Gaya K
10% Pathan Bewakof Nhi Hote
Tab Ja Kr Mamla Thanda Hva.

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